Privacy Policy

Who we are

Our website address is My name is María, and I’m the one woman Oz behind the curtain.

What personal data we collect and why we collect it


When visitors leave comments on the site we collect the data shown in the comments form, and also the visitor’s IP address and browser user agent string to help spam detection.

An anonymized string created from your email address (also called a hash) may be provided to the Gravatar service to see if you are using it. The Gravatar service privacy policy is available here: After approval of your comment, your profile picture is visible to the public in the context of your comment.


All media, including images and videos, belong to deepfriedhoney, unless otherwise stated. Do not download, republish, or repurpose images without explicit written permission from me, María.


We use cookies, for your benefit. By using this website, you’re saying you’re fine with that. If you leave a comment on our site you may opt-in to saving your name, email address and website in cookies. These are for your convenience so that you do not have to fill in your details again when you leave another comment. These cookies will last for one year.

Embedded content from other websites

Articles on this site may include embedded content (e.g. videos, images, articles, etc.). Embedded content from other websites behaves in the exact same way as if the visitor has visited the other website.

These websites may collect data about you, use cookies, embed additional third-party tracking, and monitor your interaction with that embedded content, including tracking your interaction with the embedded content if you have an account and are logged in to that website.


Affiliate Program Participation

This website engages in affiliate marketing, which is done by embedding tracking links into the Website. If you click on a link for an affiliate partnership, a cookie will be placed on your browser to track any sales for purposes of commissions.  

This website is a participant in the Amazon Services LLC Associates Program.  As part of this program, the website will post customized links, provided by Amazon, to track the referrals to their website. This program utilizes cookies to track visits for the purposes of assigning commission on these sales. This does not affect the opinions or suggestions provided here: I would never fake anything for money.

Third-Party Advertising


This Site is affiliated with CMI Marketing, Inc., d/b/a Raptive (“Raptive”) for the purposes of placing advertising on the Site, and Raptive will collect and use certain data for advertising purposes. To learn more about Raptive’s data usage, click here:

Mailing List

You may elect to subscribe to the mailing list. All newsletters sent may contain tracking pixels. The pixel is embedded in emails and allows an analysis of the success of online marketing campaigns. Data collected is not shared.


Who we share your data with

No one, ever, without your explicit consent.

How long we retain your data

If you leave a comment, the comment and its metadata are retained indefinitely.

For users that register on our website during the checkout process, we also store the personal information they provide in their user profile. All users can see, edit, or delete their personal information at any time (except they cannot change their username). Website administrators can also see and edit that information.

What rights you have over your data

If you have left comments, you can request to receive an exported file of the personal data we hold about you, including any data you have provided to us. You can also request that we erase, amend, or forget any personal data we hold about you by emailing This does not include any data we are obliged to keep for administrative, legal, or security purposes.

Where we send your data

The Website may share your information with third parties only when you explicitly authorize us to share your information. Additionally, we may use third-party service providers to service various aspects of the website. Each third-party service provider’s use of your personal information is dictated by their respective privacy policies. The Website currently uses the following third-party service providers:

  • Google Analytics – this service tracks and helps analyze the Website traffic. Google Analytics may capture your IP address, but no other personal information.
  • Paypal – this service is used for payment processing. Your banking information is never passed to the Website.
  • Stripe – this service is used for payment processing. Your banking information is never passed to the Website.
  • WooCommerce – WooCommerce is the eCommerce application used by the Website. When you place an order the Website stores information about the purchase, including your name, address, email address, IP address, and location. This information is used for order fulfillment. You will automatically receive emails related to your order, but you will not be added to any email lists unless you do not deselect “join the mailing list” during the checkout process.
  • MailChimp – this service is used for mailing list delivery. MailChimp stores your email address for purposes of delivering such communications.

At this time, your personal information is not shared with any other third-party applications. This list may be amended from time to time in the Website’s sole discretion.

Except when required by law, we will not sell, distribute, or reveal your email addresses or other personal information without your consent. Ever.

Additional information

If any provision(s) of the Terms of Use is held to be invalid, illegal or unenforceable, the remaining provisions shall be severable and enforceable. If a provision is excessively broad, such a provision shall be limited or reduced in scope so as to be enforceable.

The aforementioned Terms & Conditions are the final, complete and exclusive agreement of the parties.